Character works best only if you are somebody else.

     It just keeps me wonder why people of the modern world overemphasize and overlook what discerns character, substance, and corporeal and what might go you forth. But without the third one would be as perfect as it can be that no one can win over you provided that you know to employ your position. And if the second one, the thing you do not have. Worry not my friend, character works best in real world. Modern world and real world are different things, you must move over your routine of not knowing. Kfine now? Modern world almost functions to evil deeds, the worst planet where an innocent one does not deserve to live.

     Lions in the den will be your pit if you get heed this advice and you’re not somebody else, good thing they have to bulk up. Oops! I was just kidding, Filipino sense of humor, you know? I need to get one.

     Moving on…

     All these kinds of people who always dig you at your weirdest are really weird. All of them, I want to nail them while wearing their loyal uniforms, yes you read it right, loyal UNIFORMS. So the entire human race will only be proud if they are going to pay a tribute to their memory. I shall participate to eulogize, by the way.

     Tips to consider that you are a weirdo:

• Don’t drink liquors. EVER!

     For long hours, people attach themselves in merrymaking and keep telling I’m weird because of having a high sense of control. I do not drink, ever. Believe me. Ohh, I forgot! A high school reunion, I was first year college then when I pioneered a tansan (like a tansan of 240mL RC Cola) of Soju, a distilled beverage native from Korea (just googled it). That served my punishment of refusing to dance in front of my classmates. I don’t dance! Seems that I was strangled with a ghost when I drank one while pinching my nose.

• Don’t go to church every Thursday.

    Some of my friends ADVISE me to just not attend church after our P.E Class since we have one more day to compensate and repent to your sins when you didn’t attend Thursday service. How good the advice has been? Haha.

•  Don’t say bad words.

     I have to admit that I say bad words when I was a kid, influenced by the morons. I, therefore, come clean when I say that I am one of the morons. Guilty as charged. I stopped throwing unforgiving words when I entered High School. But you can’t easily get rid and be still if someone provokes you to do so. Once in a blue moon, you don’t want to hear me say a thing. When my mouth starts to angrily speak out, this is what I can offer you: “Sira ulo ka!” and “Langya ka!” Does it hurt?

• Show them your wacky pose. It is necessary.

     This topic holds all the answers if you want to be a weirdo.

     To be continued…